LOVE SMS:

1. i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite
2. Uve won my luv now I luv u. This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!
3. i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz it aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!
4. Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine pls tell me its true.Pls be mine 4ever ill always luv u
5. There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
6. I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!
7. if i died or travelled far, i'd write ur name on every star, so everyone could look up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me
8. wantin u is easy,missin u is hard. wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart
9. How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?
10. Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u
11. Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx
12. Wen the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did
13. True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It appeared the day i met you!
14. It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!
15. U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day & nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!
16. 1000 words 1 cood say.1000 wishes 1 cood pray.1000 miles legs cood walk.1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u!
17. Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my luv & my bestfriend
18. You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!
19. There are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4 eternity!
20. Sweet as a rose bud,bright as a star,cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy, sunshine and fun,u are everything i luv all rolled into 1
21. I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
22. A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will. uve filled a space no one can fill!
23. Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine!
24. i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind
25. As I lie awake in my bed.All sorts of thought run through my head,Like why do I love u as much as I do.den I realise its because u r u!
26. I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!
27. I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile. Your loving face No1 will ever take your place
28. Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!
29. If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!
30. Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!
31. Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!
32. On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish,dat u were here!
33. stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no end
34. Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true. The best friend i ever had, Im glad 2 say its u!
35. Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true. The best friend i ever had, Im glad 2 say its u!
36. Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n' Laughs, Late nite calls 'n' Cute fotographs, ill b rite here till da day of ma death best friends forever till ma very last breath!!
37. The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend
38. when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.
39. i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.
40. Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-

Naughty SMS

1. chicken and egg in bed, chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"
2. do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again?
3. if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me?
4. My magical watch says you arent wearing any underwear!
   Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.
5. r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day
6. if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together
7. is your father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?
8. U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya

Wisdom Life

1. A smile is a curve that can. Straighten out a lot of things
2. life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it
3. Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly
4. Love ur enemys... It really ticks them off
5. If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything
6. da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream
7. To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world
8. It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not
9. Be yourself, there are enough other people
10. dont frown, cos you never know whos falling in love with ur smile
11. if u can stay calm while every1 else is goin mad ... u probably havnt completely understood the situation!
12. FRIENDS are like stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there!..
13. A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever
14. Dont b afraid 2 expose urself. Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean 2 u coz when u decide its the right time, it might b 2 late!
15. Sumtimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.Its hard 2 close ur eyes wen u really want 2 see.But the hardest thing 2 do is to let go wen u want to stay

Wisdom Love

1. The virtue of love isnt finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person perfectly
2. If love isnt a game then why are there so many players?
3. u luv coz u weep.u weep coz u hurt.u hurt coz u fail.u fail coz u try.u try coz u need.u need coz u want.u want coz u feel.u feel coz u live.u live coz u luv
4. have u eva notcied a heart is two upside down teardrops
5. they say true love is just round the corner i must be walking in circles
6. Luv is like a glass. If u break it, it's hard to fix, And even if you manage that , it'll never be the same.
7. God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.But y did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to look for the other
8. Some thoughts are better kept unsaid.some feelings are better kept to urself.because love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence.
9. True love doesnt have a happy ending.True love doesnt have an ending!
10. Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies.

Wisdom Warning

1. Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside cars can cause children by accident!
2. Boys should tell their trousers dat it 's rude to point
3. be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top
4. Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live when your are old
5. When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself why isn't he taken?

Wisdom Silly Quotes

1. Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature
2. All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!
3. if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?
4. I intend to live forever- so far so good
5. Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?"
6. Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!!
7. Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!
8. people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven. i say hell coz its nice and warm down there
9. Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!
10. I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!

Neutral Humour

1. It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
2. Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
3. Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all
4. The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
5. i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

Neutral Word Games

1. Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get
2. Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...
3. MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
4. Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!
5. Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
6. Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
7. This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
8. A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!
9. HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press next*
10. Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!

Neutral Wrong Person

1. This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
2. I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
3. Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
4. I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
5. Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?
6. You're Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you're becoming more like me everyday!
7. Uve got sex appeal.uve got style.uve got intelligence.uve got class.uve got the face & uve got the body & ive got the wrong number!
8. Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number

Neutral New Flash

1. NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the one off.
2. *NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
3. *NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day! She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!
4. *NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)

Neutral Kissing

1. Kisses blown r kisses wasted. kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated
2. A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise
3. Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
4. wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE else=lets not get carried away

Neutral Mix

1. If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
2. Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt. so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?
3. Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?
4. girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
5. A good friend is like a good bra.. hard 2 find- comfortable supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
6. THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE
7. Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
8. why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.
9. Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my roof?
10. If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?